(via luciferbug)
08-08 / 9:31 / 697,325 notes
I listened to mcr once and now I’m gay and I murder people
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
08-08 / 9:23 / 29,016 notes
*puts tape over webcam so the nsa doesnt see me eating chips and crying*
(via trust)
08-08 / 2:16 / 240,120 notes
You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees
(via deadpani-ja)
08-08 / 1:49 / 415,581 notes
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08-04 / 21:11 / 677,016 notes
- teacher: What's the most important thing to remember during an earthquake?
- me: have fun and be yourself
07-13 / 6:56 / 231,937 notes
me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-
me: nvm
(via trust)
07-13 / 6:51 / 301,622 notes
“if another man can make your woman laugh, you’ve lost her”
tbh if you don’t want your girl to ever laugh or smile if she’s not around you, you don’t need a girlfriend. ur creepy and possessive.
i dumped my girlfriend after she laughed at one of adam sandler’s jokes & it was the best choice of my life so fuck this post
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07-10 / 8:32 / 197,563 notes
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07-10 / 8:30 / 42,320 notes
